; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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