I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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