Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
So vagazzling was a success
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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