Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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