And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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