I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
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I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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