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I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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