is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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