I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
the gays at disneyland are vicious
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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