if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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