If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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