Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm just crazy horny about you
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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