apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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