: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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