I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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