So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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