TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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