There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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