she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
True strength comes from lack of pants
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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