your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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