Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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