It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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