Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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