so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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