Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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