It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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