Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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