Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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