Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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