3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
im holly from the hills drunk
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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