Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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