Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My breasts were aching with rage.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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