scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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