i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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