You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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