i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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