So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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