Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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