How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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