I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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