these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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