So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Randomize