But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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