I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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