making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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