did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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