I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My cat gives me a boner
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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