I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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