As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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