Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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