It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Sorry about my life...
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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