I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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